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In lovin memory of...

 

 

TESTIMONIALS

 

  Eleanor was such a great piano player.

  Her vershuns of "Fly me a river" and "No, woman no fly"

  R unforgetabel.

 Elton John

 

 

I told her: "don't go to Washington!".

 

I told her: "politishuns are evil"

 

I told her :"U R young and innocent, men will hurt you"

 

She didn't listen 2 me.

 

She just wanted Obama's autograph.

 

Poor girl. Rest in peace.

 

 

Granny

 

Eleanor lived in my diapers.

In fact, she was born there, it was her homeland, her retreat, her secret paradise.

 

She was my babysitter when Mom was out

or making tabblows (which means she was always with me).

 

She taught me the importance of small things.

 

I will miss her.

 

Hey You Jr.

 

 

 

Me & Eleanor were more than just good frens.

 

She was such a sweet person, oops, such a sweet fly.

 

She loved to drive my Harley Davidson - the only problem was to find a helmet that would fit right.

 

Gretel never noticed it, but Eleanor was da love of my life.

 

Duwayne

 

 

 

 

We owe her a lot.

 

Our band was named after her.

She was our source of inspirashun.

 

She was the only female we ever had.

 

You rock, Eleanor!!

 

 

Tom,

Danny,

Dougie

& Harry

 

 

Oinc, oinc, oinc (sigh!)...

 

Wilbur

She was part of me!!!

 

Jeff

Gold Bloom

I decided 2 become a world champion when I saw Eleanor swimming in my soup.

 

She had an unique style.

Her crawl in my goulash was unmistakabel.  But she also was good in snorkeling, butterfly (LOL LOL LOL) and breaststroke (in gazpacho only).

 

I'm breathless.

 

Mark Spitz

U will live 4ever in our hearts. And snouts.

 

Cat Stevens

My sistah Eleanor, wish I could go back 2 da past and save U - but life can't mimmick ficshun. Sorry.

 

Thanks 4 da guitar lessons. Me, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana & Jimmy Page will make a tribute 4 you.

 

Love, all ways.

 

Marty McFly

 

 

 

FILMOGRAPHY

 

 

 

Like Merry Streep, Eleanor McFly starred 1,246 movies and got 1,247 nominations (for "Best fly" & "Best Supportin Fly")  .

 

 

Just like Charles Chaplin, she never got any Oscar (which is da TOD of movie makers).

 

 

 

 

FAMILY ALBUM

 
Baby Eleanor, 3 minutes old
 
With my Mom and my Daddy
 
Posing 4 Annie Leibovit'z lenses

 

 

 

ELEANOR'S FINAL MOMENTS

WOULD U GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH, PLEEEZ...

 

 

 

... and her last words were...

LOL LOL LOL

 

 

 

(Besides all,

Eleanor wasn't even Republican !!!!!)

COMMENTS
Swedfinn said at 9:38 a.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Sob..... Sob.....sob.....
Ira said at 9:58 a.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Great tragedy! Great life and the great honor at the end of the life of fly. It flew so far to the apex of glory!
Leftofcenter said at 11:27 a.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
hey, Dwayne really shaped up! that's LIBERACE up there, not Elton! you have your gay piano players mixed up kiddo, sheesh ..
Gretel said at 12:07 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Dear sistah: aren't Liberace and Elton John da same person???? OMG!!!! R there 2 of them????? LOL LOL

I am relieved that you didn't think Mark Spitz (without his moustache) could be mistaken 4 Michael Phelps... LOL
Gretel said at 12:10 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Dear Ira Korinka: great tragedy! horrible facts! insensitive people! thousands of eggs and larves now motherless! sorrow and pain! apex of glory not worthy... LOL
Gretel said at 12:10 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Dear Sweet Finn: I am speech less. LOL LOL LOL
Gretel said at 12:13 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Thank U 4 your respectfull silence, Linda Request, Dar Ling, Enaldoc, Robert Jeeper, Florence, Eric Tod (twice!!) & Ed Weirdo. I know it's hard 2 say something nice in such situashun. LOL LOL
NeusinhaGedoz said at 12:45 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Stella, viom see who you are ... I have seen ... a person of good humor and creative. This tabblo is sensational. Loved.
Liliana said at 7:13 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
What a long life in so short time!!!!! From zero to hero LOL LOL LOL
Ebucar said at 8:19 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
Oh my, GRETEL! Where on Earth do you get all this!
Abking said at 8:59 p.m. on Jun 26, 2009:
I never knew that fly was THAT fly.
Karsten said at 12:38 a.m. on Jun 27, 2009:
let´s get drunk in honor of Eleanor! Always hard to lose someone special like her!..........cheeeers
Liliana said at 8:01 a.m. on Jun 27, 2009:
I loved the words from Martin Mc Fly... !!
BTW, Eleannor was black or white?
Pkeener said at 2:23 p.m. on Jun 27, 2009:
Gretel, this is SO FLY.
Poor Elanor, just wanted to be a fly on the wall, and looked wot happened. She went under the microscope at such a young and tender age. Forced fed Stimulants and Downers, just like all of the child actors who were victims of the Studio Bosses. Led down a path of no return, never to make her final COME BACK tour.

I know in her heart, all she wanted was PEAS and Happiness, and Obama's autograph.
At least she had the dignity of the last words.

LOL LOL

I am with Karsten. Let's all drink to Elanor, and Gretel!
Pkeener said at 2:24 p.m. on Jun 27, 2009:
PS, yes, Leftie! Duwayne cleaned up real nice
Debdog said at 3:26 p.m. on Jun 27, 2009:
HellllP mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! LOL.:)this is too good for words :)) excellent macro on opening shot BTW Gretel :) cheers!
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