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For Those of You That Have Sons...

I didn't take these pictures. My sister sent them to me in an email on a day when I was having a particularly difficult time with my little boys. Here's the text that accompanied it:

 

 

You find out interesting things when you have sons, like 

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and

a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a

few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fa n.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes..

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. 

 

COMMENTS
Rain said at 2:23 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
I am in tears over this one.. It is so true and so funny at the same time.. Boys will truly be boys. Thanks for making my day!
Flash said at 2:34 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
Precious.
Collum said at 8:41 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
This is great. My wife will love it, however, right now I need to go down to the garage and the wash room.
Mthorne said at 9:51 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
hehe!
Hilah said at 11:51 p.m. on Nov 7, 2006:
How true this is. I raised 3 sons. Have they brought a pet mouse home who will have 15 babies the next morning then use the babies and mama for bb gun target practice because they can't keep them in the cage. Have you found there footprints on the ceiling yet. The good news is they will grow up and have 1 just like them.
Baslow said at 8:19 a.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
GET THAT CHILD AWAY FROM THAT OUTLET!
JeroldsSis said at 2:21 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
I've seen these pictures before and no matter how many times I see them, I still laugh. I have two boys and these catch boys perfectly!
NavyMom said at 6:43 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
this is sweet Jill.
ElZorroTOX said at 11:04 p.m. on Nov 8, 2006:
I'd seen these before in e-mails. It works so much better on a Tabblo. Great job.
Jasontengco said at 2:00 a.m. on Nov 9, 2006:
ahahahahahahaha!
Siagian said at 2:47 a.m. on Nov 9, 2006:
what are boys made out of again?!!!
StacyCK said at 3:27 p.m. on Nov 9, 2006:
OMG...Love those pictures! I'm feeling a bit of apprehension here though... :)
Pkeener said at 12:34 p.m. on Nov 10, 2006:
Good job of writing the text and putting these fab pics together, Jill!
TamnJam said at 9:21 p.m. on Nov 11, 2006:
made me laugh all the way though it. so very funny... memories..
DSkok said at 12:06 a.m. on Nov 12, 2006:
Brilliant!!
Soulwalker said at 5:33 a.m. on Nov 15, 2006:
Damn these pictures are so funny that made me laugh so hard. Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)
Lieselp said at 1:56 p.m. on Nov 16, 2006:
My son will never ever be allowed to read this! (Although he can't read yet so I guess I'm safe for a while!)
Scharn said at 9:06 p.m. on Nov 16, 2006:
Jill, this tabblo is absolutely hilarious thanks for a good gut laugh. I am adding this to my favorites. Thanks mom of two grown sons!
Eduardo.affonso said at 7:08 p.m. on Nov 17, 2006:
I don't have children, but have 12 nieces and nephews - and two labradors. It's almost the same...
Delphis said at 3:49 a.m. on Nov 24, 2006:
Very creative!
Thebeautifullife said at 3:35 p.m. on Nov 27, 2006:
=P
Vfnaomi said at 3:46 p.m. on Jan 5, 2007:
i got this email from my brother who also has boys 3 of them so funny and true
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